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February 11, 2011 11:25 pm

Oh you wild bright bitch.
You are the only one ever
to truly realize,
capture and fuck
the American dream.

May your Pall Malls
always be 120’s
and your .357
loaded with wadcutters.
(Source: consumeconsume)

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