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JR discovers the secret.
This is my 2 minute manifesto.
My endless song of love!
Hookers or Cake
Where the self-obsessed get serious about sillyHow do.
There is a forest behind my house and it tells me stories. I just do my best to translate.
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------------------------------------ There was an old picture of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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Fuck Yeah - Bukka White - Jelly Roll Blues - (Thanks Courtney)
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One of my favorite commercials ever.
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Blue Velvet + Puff the Magic Dragon = ohhh great, now I’m freaked out!
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So there was a guy (had to be a guy, right?) who was like the Jandek of videos. A real YouTube sensation, in his own way. Had a YouTube channel called The Chriddof Archives, if I remember correctly.
I guess he has a habit of disappearing, and taking his work with him.
But some people had the foresight to save these things, which are Breathtaking Works of Art.
Not to mention: there are probably any number of folks ripping off the feel of these videos.
Hard for me to pinpoint what makes them so great. But they are great, and I will post them here when I see them.
Back in the days before internet and social technology - you would see something like this at a rave or a weird art crawl and then you would be left to explain it to your friends through song and interpretive dance.
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I made this for all of us.
It is quite graphic and intense…
But I think we need to see it and hopefully cherish its inevitable truth.
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Orson Welles terrifies Jim Henson and Frank Oz - Caution this is Graphic!
Poor Miss Piggy and Kermit…
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Allow me to thrust upon you, my dear tumblr friend
this sentimental heart!
For I will happily admit that I am quite fond of you all.
For you give me reason to write and play
So I would like to thank you with this, the most shitty of poems
May you all find peace in your heart
or at least a 20 dollar bill.
- Hookers or Cake
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