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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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The gawldamn internet is broke at my bungalow till Friday morn. Till then please enjoy the archives… might I suggest the Best of Hookers or Cake or The NSFW section?
And hey thanks for all the love and the likes and reblogs - It warms my ol heart and it spruces up the eternal horrible sucking void quite nicely! =)
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Great movie
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Thank you for recommending your NSFW tag. Many boners were hard. I mean had. Also hard.
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