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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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I don’t drink much but I think tonight I’ll get down a bottle of old clown liquor.
Whats everyone else drinking? Smoking? popping?
Hey rrrick did you send me a dirty picture of yourself with a coonskin cap on?!!
whatever it was it was damn hot.?
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torbellino answered:
Smoking a whole lot of weed
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drowninganimals answered:
I hunted, desperately, but only found a bottle of lime vodka and Advocaat from my ‘Dick Clarke’s Cocktail Party’ phase.
houseoforange answered:
Oh hookerorcake… Ohhh, hookerscake… if you could only know what I’ve had tonight. Hiccup.
bad06denby answered:
a good ol cuban my friend. :)
martialman202 answered:
12 y.o. glenfiddich single malt scotch
senin answered:
wkwkwkwkwkwkwk grand drink
unstoppable answered:
Bacon pop is a hell of a drug.
zambullirse answered:
vodka+pineapple & something called a cilantro gimlet… absolut vodka, cilantro, sugar, and lime juice w/ a chili-sugar rim. whew!
hexachord said:
Holding my breath and spinning around.
kosame707 answered:
smoking marlboro iceblast and drinking umeshuu :)
jrtimes answered:
Green tea flavored Canada Dry.
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alliecoy answered:
No one gets drunk anymore, silly. They just have themselves a nice wank off.
sorryyourheinous answered:
I don’t think they age the clowns in the casks long enough, to be honest.
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onestonedcrow answered:
What did rrrick have the coonskin cap on? did he call it Davey Cockett? … just smokin …
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rrrick answered:
I’m not saying it was or wasn’t me. I’m just not saying. Glad you liked it.
itsnotovertonight answered:
Planning on mixing Hypnotiq and Rated X to make a purple drink. Then cry myself to sleep to reruns of Sex and the City. Normal stuff.
yossarianhunter answered:
Pabst Blue Ribbon & Seroquel, with knife hits of hash oil on the side… life. is. good…
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