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October 30, 2009 1:48 pm

energyface:

danmeth:

CANDY CORN IS EVERYWHERE IF YOU LOOK FOR IT
-Dan

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  lol… everyone loves candy corn!
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  I love candy corn!
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  This made me straight up LoL Dan Meth FTEWolf
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  this is pretty festive i must say
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  AMAZING. Happy (early) Halloween, everyone!
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  Maybe that’s why they never have to advertise!
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  I love you, but I hate candy corn. Only one piece for me, thanks.
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