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October 30, 2009 7:55 am

juliasegal:

robotindisguise:

Remix of “Ante Up” by M.O.P with Sesame Street Yip Yip martians.

Brilliant.

What a great way to start the day. turn it up.

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  I’ve been listening to this song in my car on the way to shows as of late. I didn’t know it could get any better but it...
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  Yo, Yip Yips, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but Bert and Ernie have the greatest Ante Up video of...
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  Krista, I have the pink yip yip alien (gift from an ex) right next to a bunny (gift from you!) at my desk at work. They...
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