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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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Last Christmas Eve, I drove down and picked up my little monkey. She is the best Christmas present I have ever gotten. Things started out pretty rough for her, but this special girl is always having fun and she is always happy. She has improved my life and softened my heart.
Rick was my very first Tumblr friend! He is also one of the finest human beings west of the Pecos! Merry Christmas Monkey! AKA Crystal the pistol
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;_____; you two are my favorites ever in the history of the world
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really brightened...day. So glad that her...has gone from...
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Hey thats a black lab -Australian Sheperd mix. Am I right? What. Yeah I’m right lol.
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Rick’s a mensch and should be universally followed.
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she is one lucky dog to have you in her life. so much love.
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rootsrockweirdo said:
What’s Crys’ story again? Burned? Did she have eye surgery over the year to help with her blinking/moisture?? Looking at last years pics they were more open.
You’re a great dad!
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