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November 1, 2010 9:01 pm

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When you rape, kill and destroy an entire civilization…. be sure and dress like some super whore version of said civilization.

84 notes Filed under: Think of all the poor club kids that have contracted herpes from doing the coke that Paris keeps in her vagina., bestofhoc,.

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  I’m still waiting to see someone dressed like this here.
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  OH HONEY THAT HEADDRESS IS DOING NOTHING FOR YOUR NASAL ARCHITECTURE
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  Paris, ya done goofed.
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  Happy post-Halloween everyone. And remember, when all else fails,...up as Paris Hilton...
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  Her daddy makes hotels...yet taught his daughter to
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