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How this blog got its name
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There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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Come to find out Frankenstien’s blog is just as tedious as everyone else’s.
FYMONSTER:OMG! WTF is wrong with people?!! Its not cool to just point and scream at me m’kay? I have feelings. I am a human being. Just because I am a foot taller, putrefying, and dress like an Amish bum doesn’t give anyone the right to cut in front of me at Starbucks. I mean if they didn’t have that stupid torch app on their I-phone, I would seriously like, throw them in the river or something.
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