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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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After Gods first wife left him, God bought an old IROC Camero and had her likeness airbrushed onto the hood. Two weeks later, driving home from an Applebee’s, God drove the old car right into the sun.
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God? Must be God, he has to keep busy on the sun somehow.
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Amy Winehouse?
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