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Oh hey tumblrs and or despot criminals. My lastest volume of Hookers or Cake will only be available for preorder for another 69 hours. So if you would like a copy and all the goodies that come with it, well then just saunter yer sweet lil patoot on over to kickstarter.com
For as little as $10 you can have a shiny, fully illustrated, perfect bound book that I wrote. And friends… if you act right now and I’ll ship it to ya for free! Thats right, free.
But wait there’s more! Not only do you get the book and the fruits of the United States post services labor, but you will also receive, One free set of plastic vampire teeth! Just like the kind you see in the movies and on TV!
So you get it all! One shiny new book replete with pictures and stories delivered to the address of your choice. One set of plastic vampire teeth, but if you act right now I’ll even throw in some postcards of some dirty pictures I drew. Hell, I might even slip in some coupons to that roadside meat carnival just south of town. It probably depends how much ether I can handle before I pass out.
OK good. Go and buy! The book is good - I wrote it, drew pictures, and had Josh Allen edit the sumabitch for ya. Then my sweet, wonderful wife laid all them words out on her magic computer. Then we set it all off to Tennessee where the good folks at Ingram turn it into a real purdy professional quality book.
Technology is AMAZING!
So $10 for the autographed book, vampire teeth, assorted post cards, and all shipping is included.
Thanks and love - Jade Bos - VP of Lewd Pony Press
