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How this blog got its name
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There was an old picture of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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I opened my mail to find Hookers or Cake Vol. II and all of these goodies (although my favorite may be the vampire teeth sealed with a My Pretty Pony sticker—Jade, you’re a sick fuck).
If you aren’t reading Jade Bos, you’re a total loser. Seriously, check it out here and by as many copies as you can. These books are awesome for completely freaking out your friends and family.
Ahhh thanks Scott! I’ve just received your book, Trash and Vaudeville, from Amazon! And I can’t wait to read it to all the neighborhood kids! I’m sure it will be quite an education.
Got off work early… doing some rough sketches for me new book.
Damn! I’m not nearly as good of a drawer as I remember myself to be… oh well I’ll work on it.I promise to have some kick-ass drawings to go with my silly short storiesfor the book.
P.S. kickstarter is a pretty awesome platform for creative types. Please hit me up if you are doing a project over there. I’d love to help out. - Jade
