Hookers or Cake

Where the self obsessed get serious about silly

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Mahalo! Jade Bos here.

I'm a writer/illustrator/appliance repairman for hire.

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  • ------------------------------------- How this blog got its name

    ------------------------------------ There was an old picture of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

    ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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    • September 1, 2010 10:08 am
      lewdponypress:

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      lewdponypress:

      Lewd Pony Press Sept. Contest

      Just reblog this entire post for a free chance to win the vintage, 1973 paperback book, Fear And Loathing: On The Campaign Trail ‘72 by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.

      If you want to win the big prize of the 1967 hard cover of Dr. Thompson’s first book, Hell’s Angels, then you need to take the most creative/fun pic of the book Hookers or Cake and submit it. Don’t own a copy of Hookers or Cake? Its only $9 at B&N, $10 at Amazon or $12 signed, w/S&H included at Lewd Pony Press. - Contest Ends Sept 30th - Good Luck!