I tried watching an old Leonard Cohen video, but first I had to watch an ad for Katy Perry shampoo? Then I guess Brittney has a new song called “Work Bitch” It was plastered all over my visual experience so I dutifully watched.
Hilarious! She no longer looks or sounds like Brittany (did she ever?) I recently saw some glimpses of her on one of those karaoke TV shows and was surprised how hideously flumpy she was. Like someone farting in a hot tub of pink chablis.
And now she’s back! (again) Doing her old schtick of trying to convincing morons that she’s hot and maybe British? Its the age old message. If you do enough pilates, you can wiggle/white girl dance your way into the heart/hard-on of some douche bag’s entourage. Maybe even be number one wiggler for a few days or minutes. Long enough to create an indelible image that can be bought and sold. Traded by 12 yr olds for their allowance. Because that’s who really runs popular entertainment. Jacked up hormones without a clue of the horror/whore that patiently waits to devour them.
Its all maddening close to being one big commercial for sugared cereal. I can almost see Tony the Tiger getting blown in the VIP. That little honey bee twerking it. I wonder what Britney’s cereal would tast like?
Dirty ashtray lip gloss?