Hookers or Cake

Where the self obsessed get serious about silly

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Mahalo! Jade Bos here.

I'm a writer/illustrator/appliance repairman for hire.

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  • Short Stories
  • Shitty Poetry
  • Illustration
  • The best of Hookers or Cake
  • ------------------------------------- How this blog got its name

    ------------------------------------ There was an old picture of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

    ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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  • Inspiration
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  • drugs
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  • religion
  • music
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  • Rrrick
  • Fuzzy Dave
  • Wonder Tonic
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  • Josh Luft
  • I'm a Veronica
  • Fireland
  • Early Onset of Night
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    pictures

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  • Mr. King was here
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