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March 14, 2011 10:37 am

The soul dreams of soaring
breathtaking coastal vista’s
wild and free.

A golden roaring sun
giving life and love to a new galaxy.

3 hours later

The reality of the situation
is hiding under the bed
gnawing on a old hot dog.

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