Hookers or Cake

How do.

There is a forest behind my house and it tells me stories. I just do my best to translate.

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------------------------------------- How this blog got its name

------------------------------------ There was an old picture of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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January 9, 2010 12:08 am

someone said that you were an oracle

a lousy one

but that you made good moonshine.

By the time I got there

you were always out of booze

and full of shitty advice

sounds like every church I’ve ever been to

and every philosophy book I never read

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