Notes on watching the QVC channel high on peyote
- I don’t know if you’ve ever made love in a haunted house at the bottom of the sea but its not as bad as Neitsche says it is. Its actually quite fun. Similar to making biscuits for the sun, that is until you run out.
- And if you order this soul killing blender in the next 20 minutes we’ll throw in the Hieronymus Bosch attachment and TWO roaring voids for FREE! You only pay a small shipping and handling fee.
- It reminds me of the time that my spell check started acting up. It began to suggest lurid spellings and emotions - high school potions that we made out of whatever liquor was left.
- These magic rings speak secrets to your hands. Hot tickling moments whispered into the sand. That reality is slipping through your fingers is still the best handjob ever.
- Up next, an infinite chain of delight that will drown you. Made out of Cap’n Crunch’s soul and with a limited lifetime warranty.
