In light of the recent blogs about people stealing other peoples blogs, I’ve decided to start a new blog where I rip myself off and then I’ll start another group blog based souly on ripping off the blog that ripped off my blogs blog. I’ll then start sending anoymous threats to EVERYONE! STOP! CEASE! DESIST! I AM AN ARTIST! and then I’ll be in some real shit because I’ll no longer know who I am. Of course the only one person in this who is not me will become rich and famous… BECAUSE THEY RIPPED ME OFF! Or was it me again? By then I’ll have told so many lies to so many people (78% of which are me) that I’ll be my own judge and jury.
Later when I’m banging the court stenographer at a sleazy Super 8 motel, I’ll come to the realization that I’m the only one in all of this who’s not real. I’ll float through the roof and laugh all the way to the bank!